Dearest, Darlingest, Most Idiotic Miss Lily Evans:
You removed the permissions.
You placed unlawful claims against my loyalty to the light.
You insulted the side on which you said I belonged.
You threatened me.
You're lucky if you ever even get to LeakyCon, and if you do, I'm not sitting on the plane with you, nor am I meeting up with you anywhere.
If any souls are gone, if any lives disappear, if any Dementors are found in the vicinity, it will not be for me. I will not be gone.
-Miss Victoire Delacour Weasley
Former Co-Owner of Hogwarts Kitchens
So we are students at Hogwarts who really like food (especially waffles which the blog was also going to be about but it was too minimal and also neither of us have a waffle maker so...) and we are members of S.P.E.W. ( well, I (Evans) am, Vee is a deatheater so really can't be) and we like to eat and make delicious food. And obsess over anything Harry Potter. Mostly that. Bon Appe-MERLINS PANTS!
Sunday, December 4, 2011
You are a deatheater, Vee
the best you can do is Bellatrix Lestrange, but you all go in the end. Even if you pull a Snape or a R.A.B. you will still die. Because not a single one of the good Deatheaters (Or reformed deatheaters) survived. And the bad ones are easily conquered which is why we didn't bother with killing them. There will be blood Vee, or at least a few souls sucked out, and it wont be mine.
There Will be Bloodier Blood. Filthy, Muddy blood
That's right. It just got REAL personal.
Miles was before my time. BUT SWEENEY TODD WASN'T! Nor Devil Snare, ditto for Venomous Tentacula.
I am going to find you, take my TWO WANDS with me, and go all "boy who lived" on you. He can't die, folks.
Venomously,
Vee
Miles was before my time. BUT SWEENEY TODD WASN'T! Nor Devil Snare, ditto for Venomous Tentacula.
I am going to find you, take my TWO WANDS with me, and go all "boy who lived" on you. He can't die, folks.
Venomously,
Vee
There will be blood
YOU DELETED MY COMMENT VEE??????????????? THAT IS IT. THIS SHIT JUST GOT PERSONAL VICTOIRE AND IT ISN'T ENDING WELL FOR YOU.
My want is drawn, my machete ready. I will go Miles Davis (was that before your time?) AND Molly Weasley on you.
My want is drawn, my machete ready. I will go Miles Davis (was that before your time?) AND Molly Weasley on you.
Also,
do you realize how completely idiotic rants/rage looks in that silly font you chose? Vee you are truly and idiot.
A few letters
Dear Vee,
If you lock me out then I will kill you. And then i will make a better blog with the same name on a different platform and it will be far awesomer than your failblog and we will steal all of your nonexistent viewers because my blog will be so much more awesome.
Dear Luna,
IF YOU DON'T POST BY THE END OF THE MONTH I AM COMING TO YOUR HOUSE AND MURDERING YOU IN YOUR SLEEP! EXPLAIN YOURSELF! NO ONE CAN BE ABSENT FROM YOUR CO-BLOG FOR THIS LONG WITHOUT REVENGE!
Dear non-existent readers,
I am going to Leakycon2012! I will probably do a lot of blogging about it here (or on my awesome rival blog if it comes down too it) so if you can't go but want to hear about it, keep reading!
If you lock me out then I will kill you. And then i will make a better blog with the same name on a different platform and it will be far awesomer than your failblog and we will steal all of your nonexistent viewers because my blog will be so much more awesome.
Dear Luna,
IF YOU DON'T POST BY THE END OF THE MONTH I AM COMING TO YOUR HOUSE AND MURDERING YOU IN YOUR SLEEP! EXPLAIN YOURSELF! NO ONE CAN BE ABSENT FROM YOUR CO-BLOG FOR THIS LONG WITHOUT REVENGE!
Dear non-existent readers,
I am going to Leakycon2012! I will probably do a lot of blogging about it here (or on my awesome rival blog if it comes down too it) so if you can't go but want to hear about it, keep reading!
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