Dearest, Darlingest, Most Idiotic Miss Lily Evans:
You removed the permissions.
You placed unlawful claims against my loyalty to the light.
You insulted the side on which you said I belonged.
You threatened me.
You're lucky if you ever even get to LeakyCon, and if you do, I'm not sitting on the plane with you, nor am I meeting up with you anywhere.
If any souls are gone, if any lives disappear, if any Dementors are found in the vicinity, it will not be for me. I will not be gone.
-Miss Victoire Delacour Weasley
Former Co-Owner of Hogwarts Kitchens
So we are students at Hogwarts who really like food (especially waffles which the blog was also going to be about but it was too minimal and also neither of us have a waffle maker so...) and we are members of S.P.E.W. ( well, I (Evans) am, Vee is a deatheater so really can't be) and we like to eat and make delicious food. And obsess over anything Harry Potter. Mostly that. Bon Appe-MERLINS PANTS!
I'm not setting Dementors on you, though the Ministry might.
ReplyDeleteI WILL go to LeakyCon.
I find it hilarious that you put 'loyalty to the light souls' as a tag when you have been a self proclaimed deatheater for several months (may i think) : )
You will get the permissions back soon so long as you stop changing the font to various rediculousnesses.
Miss Evans:
ReplyDeleteYour grammar is atrocious and your spelling is hurting my eyes.
-Victoire Delacour Weasley
I was 3/4 of the way asleep when I wrote that Miss Weasley. But if it bothers you so much then I will keep doing it, even now that I am awake. And Mrs. Potter would be the correct way do address me, considering your age and social status.
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